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Man, I ducking love dilding, especially enjoyable with my new dilator!
Dilding by overflo0w May 25, 2023
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Slang Dildangin' 

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014

Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Dilinglashlong by matBobross June 17, 2018

The Dillinger Escape Plan

A badass fucking band that's too badass for pussy emo kids to handle, so they fall back on Bring me the horizon and asking alexandria.
Badass: Hey man listen to Panasonic Youth by The Dillinger Escape Plan

Emo: *head explodes*

Dillinger Escape Plan 

One of the greatest math/grind/hardcore metal bands to come out in a long time. Using crushing riffs, lots of time/tempo changes, screamed vocals, often interchanged with beautiful harmony in their later work, mental lyrical content and intense live shows, these are a band anyone into extreme metal needs to hear.

Notable albums include:

Irony Is A Dead Scene (Written with Mike Patton, need I say more?)
Calculating Infinity
Miss Machine

Seriously, check them out. I would recommend the songs "34% Burnt", "Setting Fire To Sleeping Giants", "Pig Latin", "The Running Board", "Sugar Coated Sour" and their version of Aphex Twins hit "Come To Daddy" is amazing.
Dude1 - Have a good time at the Dillinger Escape Plan gig last night?

Dude2 - It was fantastic. I can't see.
Dillinger Escape Plan by PolarShocK September 4, 2009

karl dilkington 

Karl Pilkington's "Nick Name" Given To Him By His Insurance Company When They Said His Last Name Incorrectly.
Dear Mr. Dilkington

You are our most valuable customer

"I Threw in the bin" -"Karl Dilkington"