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The art form of excreting feces into a condom (balloons are also used) freezing said condom, and than using the dildice as a pleasuring tool usually for the female specimen.
girl 1: I made a really lumpy dildice yesterday.

girl 2: ouch...mine was long and i shaped it before freezing.
Dildice by lednas May 10, 2010
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Dildie Butt 

The act on inserting a 16 inch black dildo into your anus
After having a few drinks Alycia told me that she loved to dildie butt
Dildie Butt by CaptainDil April 30, 2009
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dil-DIE noun
a plural for dildo
A whole box of dildie spilled on the conveyer belt.

Why order one dildo when you can get a case of dildie for the same price?

dildi dildoes
dildie by Kevin Cooksey June 29, 2011
A 'Dildie' is someone who has a head shaped like a dildo. Their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the dildo. Dildie's usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the dildo head.
Kailz: Wow, ew, Adam is such a Dildie.
Madz: I know!!! Atleast he's not stalking you.
Dildie by Kailzy December 20, 2008
A magical horse with a dildo on its head instead of a horn. These magical horns are known to vibrate when a woman sits on them. It is also known to cause women to climax when riding the dildicorn.
My girlfriend climaxed when riding a dildicorn 3 times last night
Dildicorn by Hoodeddeath7 September 13, 2009
The Dildicorn, also known as a vibracorn, is a rare species of unicorn. Their horn is shaped like a dildo. They have been hunted throughout all of history to fill females sexual needs, and have come extremely close to extinction in the past. They are currently an endangered species.

Their main defense is known as a "butt ram", where they charge and ram their horn into their enemies anus.
Wow man! Theirs a dildicorn in the petting zoo!
Dildicorn by Dildacorn trainer September 19, 2009

Dildocerous

Someone with a very large cock AND balls.
1. That elephant is a dildocerous.
2. That man is a dildocerous.
3. WTF That woman is a dildocerous!
4. Look out it's a dildocerous!
Dildocerous by Monkeytronchris1 December 26, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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