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A 'Dildie' is someone who has a head shaped like a dildo. Their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the dildo. Dildie's usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the dildo head.
Kailz: Wow, ew, Adam is such a Dildie.
Madz: I know!!! Atleast he's not stalking you.
Dildie by Kailzy December 20, 2008
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Dildie Butt 

The act on inserting a 16 inch black dildo into your anus
After having a few drinks Alycia told me that she loved to dildie butt
Dildie Butt by CaptainDil April 30, 2009

dildialate

Verb - the hole stratching action that occurs when as dildo is being inserted into the pussy or anus.
Susy screamed when her box began to dildialate when she inserted her 12 inch dildo into her pussy.
dildialate by jrky March 2, 2009
What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.
Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.
Dildis by swellness January 9, 2012
A Croatian nickname for somebody who's head looks like a male genital.
Look, his head looks like a fucking penis. Let's call him Dildivoje.
Dildivoje by Koma16 May 14, 2020

dildoesque 

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.
My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!
dildoesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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