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dildialate
Verb - the hole stratching action that occurs when as dildo is being inserted into the pussy or anus.
dildialate by jrky March 2, 2009
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Dildicorn • dildic • Dildicate • Dildice • dildick • dildicycle • dipdick • dildi • dilpickles • Dildit
Dildocupine
An evolution or de-evolution of man after a night of extreme drunkenness where friends superglue a variety of dildos to ones back. This metamorphosis usually happens after the subject has entered a hibernation state “passes out”. When the subject awakens they have now evolved to the infamous dildocupine!
Dildocupine by Cvoglide March 17, 2019
dilfication
The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.
Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
dilfication by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020
dildocopter
The object of which is made by combining a dildo and an RC helicopter that when added together make the great collision we call today the dildocopter. Often produces humor as you fly it into unsuspecting peoples' faces. This may also be used as a sex toy but use caution as it may provide a harsh pain as used depending on the speed that you fly the helicopter.
Dildo Pilot: Oooh look imma get that annoying neighbor today with my dildocopter
*Pilot starts up the copter as he floats it across the street to hit the guy in the face*
Neighbor: WHAT THE FUCK DID A DILDO JUST SMACK MY FACE?!?!
*Dildo Pilot snickers as he walks away unsuspiciously*
*Pilot starts up the copter as he floats it across the street to hit the guy in the face*
Neighbor: WHAT THE FUCK DID A DILDO JUST SMACK MY FACE?!?!
*Dildo Pilot snickers as he walks away unsuspiciously*
dildocopter by Dildocopter October 23, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026