Dildis

What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.

Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.

by swellness January 9, 2012

Dildis

Someone who is such a Dildo that they've actually evolved into something more, a Dildis.

1: "Hey, did you see that kid throw up all over that girl after he did a beer bong?"

2: "Yeah, I bet you he feels like a real Dildis"

by Iceberg Simpson October 10, 2014

dildialate

Verb - the hole stratching action that occurs when as dildo is being inserted into the pussy or anus.

Susy screamed when her box began to dildialate when she inserted her 12 inch dildo into her pussy.

by jrky March 2, 2009

Dildivoje

A Croatian nickname for somebody who's head looks like a male genital.

Look, his head looks like a fucking penis. Let's call him Dildivoje.

by Koma16 May 14, 2020

Dindish

Dindish is actually the term used by linguists, mainly based in India, to describe incorrect German as spoken by Indians whose sole contact with Germans is at work. It results in something that might in some case sound German but in fact is not or is used in a different sense than in normal German usage. Modern Indian features an over-use of loan words e.g. "I'm like dude" from English or "sowie" from German. Indians mistakenly think the expressions/words are correct as they use them.

Dindish - "I'm like dude! Hab ich ihm sowie gesagt kann man nicht machen - hab ich nicht gesagt - aber wollte ich sagen." Defined as the strong intro into a discussion with continuously weakening its own meaning

by The Language Teacher March 17, 2017

Dilisio blunder

When one makes a mistake on the opening move of a board game and will not be able to win the game as a result. This is usually said in jest as in "I see you're placing the settlement on a 10 stone, that'll prove to be a Delisio blunder" (Catan) but can be serious "You bid 18 victory points to be the first player?!? On turn one!?! What a Dilisio blunder!" (Five Tribes). This phrase was coined during a Dice Tower Top Ten list posted on October 15, 2020.

Do you know that you just pulled a Dilisio blunder?

I'm just trying to avoid the Dilisio blunder here.

by BCS0015 October 15, 2020

dildosicle

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).

I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.

by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017