Dildis

What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.

Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.

by swellness January 09, 2012

Dildis

Someone who is such a Dildo that they've actually evolved into something more, a Dildis.

1: "Hey, did you see that kid throw up all over that girl after he did a beer bong?"

2: "Yeah, I bet you he feels like a real Dildis"

by Iceberg Simpson October 10, 2014

dildi

1) plural of dildo. Same as dildos.

2) citizens of Dildo, New Foundland

"She didn't just have a dildo in her bedside drawer, she had dildi - a pink one, a black one, a 10 inch long blue one, and one hooked up to a battery charger. It was then that I knew our time together would be short and sweet."

"We are Dildi"

by R-biscuit September 06, 2008

Dildy

A moist lil sex toy such as a butt plug or anal bead

I love them dildy doos

by dildy69 June 25, 2018

Dildi

1. Sex toys in groups of two or more. 2. Dildo in the plural form.

I opened the drawer and to my surprise, there was a plethera of dildi.

by Lt Dangle 8 July 17, 2010

dildie

dil-DIE noun
a plural for dildo

A whole box of dildie spilled on the conveyer belt.

Why order one dildo when you can get a case of dildie for the same price?

dildi dildoes

by Kevin Cooksey June 29, 2011

Dildie

A 'Dildie' is someone who has a head shaped like a dildo. Their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the dildo. Dildie's usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the dildo head.

Kailz: Wow, ew, Adam is such a Dildie.
Madz: I know!!! Atleast he's not stalking you.

by Kailzy December 20, 2008