Dilating
The time at which you're waiting to use the bathroom to go poop and someone is currently using the toilet.
Dilating by thee_agrizzle August 27, 2012
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Dilating
Dilating is taking someone’s words out of context and either exaggerating or completely fabricating a statement for comedic purposes
Mark- “ id be down to go out tonight if other ppl do”
Chad 2 hours later “Mark said all y’all are pussies if you don’t go out tn”
Mark “that’s crazy dilating right there”
Chad 2 hours later “Mark said all y’all are pussies if you don’t go out tn”
Mark “that’s crazy dilating right there”
Dilating by WillLeCompte December 4, 2023
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diluting my brand
Overusing or continually stating another persons coined phrase results in diluting their brand. People who imitate others often succeed in diluting their brand. When someone's brand is diluted they often lose respect and often become very angry at the person who diluted their brand. Diluting someones brand is an unspeakable crime often punished by death.
Ray said," Willie is diluting my brand by constantly saying "doin work."
Many white people often dilute the brand of rappers by using their lyrics in everyday conversations.
Many white people often dilute the brand of rappers by using their lyrics in everyday conversations.
diluting my brand by Ian Slayton May 17, 2007
Diluting
You doing that to other people to downplay what has been happening to me does not change that I don't have to prove damages.
Hym "You just don't want me to just anything out of this and I'm going to. Diluting what you're doing to me by sweeping under the rug the negatives and highlighting MANUFACTURED (False) positives is not going to bring the parents who were killed by their own son back from the dead. It isn't my own medicine. It isn't my own logic. It isn't trivial what you're doing to me here and you ignoring me isn't going to change that. I was right. You didn't believe me. And now you are trying to make me wrong after the fact so you don't have to be retarded. You're lying for and in the name of your retarded kids and you still need to pay me for my labor and time or you're going to lose one and if you don't stop (In the words of David Friedman) 'Making people's lives miserable and harming them economically' arbitrarily you're kids are going to see you doing that... Do it to other people in their schools... And then those people you have immiserated are doing to go out and get a gun and fix your mistake for you AGAIN. And if you don't stop doing it TO ME. I'm ALSO going to have to do it. Give me my money and leave me alone. That is what need to happen here."
lung diluting
When you take in smoke then a regular breath and hold it till it’s completely diluted. When you blow it out it just looks like air.
I had to smoke inside so I was lung diluting it.
Johns mom walked in after he took a puff so he had to lung dilute it.
Johns mom walked in after he took a puff so he had to lung dilute it.
lung diluting by Kameria November 7, 2020
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