diece

A stroke up and down one's nipple/tit to relieve stress and/or to arouse sexual excitement.

Rick, you don't be iigh, lemme give you a diece.

by mattaeo flickeralli December 27, 2006

diecede

The lethal actions of the residents of a city, county, or state to kill off their entire population and thus remove themselves from the Union.

The red states, who have the highest rates of gun ownership and the most extreme rates of gun related deaths, should not take the sissy step of seceding from the Union, as many of them want to. Instead, they should wait a couple of years, arm everybody, and diecede in a blaze of glory.

by Bort6666 February 1, 2013

Half dubs dece

Abbreviation of "halfway decent," meaning good, okay, or all right, often when there was a lower expectation. Somewhere between clutch and meh.

Joe: What'd you think of Avatar?
Suzy: It was half dubs dece, though the Pocahantas shit was a little overdone.
Joe: Fuck you I thought it was da shit.
Suzy: Totes whatevs. Wanna get some chicken selects?

by tinydanzor January 14, 2010

December 1st

This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier that has just completed No Nut November. This is the first time your soldier will have nutted in a whole month so make sure your have the most prime picture possible.

Dude! I can’t wait until December 1st because that’s when I can finally bust!

by Jimmony Crickets November 3, 2019

December 2

December 2 is national ditch school day

The day were you can purposely ditch school and it would be okay

Teacher: why was everyone absent yesterday

Student: it was December 2

by - Urban_dictionary- October 30, 2019

Alex December

One of two vocalists in the metal band, Forgetting Skaro. Alex is a young musician from Sydney, Australia, described as one of the best low-toned vocalists of the year.

"I wonder how Alex December managed to become so skilled at such a young age."

by corvoisbadasslol October 24, 2012

Deceptathot

A Deceptathot is the queen of all thots

Eden is the biggest deceptathot i have ever seen it made me throw up.

by Makimo Madrigal October 14, 2017