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The lethal actions of the residents of a city, county, or state to kill off their entire population and thus remove themselves from the Union.
The red states, who have the highest rates of gun ownership and the most extreme rates of gun related deaths, should not take the sissy step of seceding from the Union, as many of them want to. Instead, they should wait a couple of years, arm everybody, and diecede in a blaze of glory.
diecede by Bort6666 February 1, 2013
This word is derived from a misspelling of "Deceiver". It has risen in popularity with the rise and prominence of Facebook's Marketplace.

A Deceder is someone who constantly lowballs people but also lies about market price.

Usually a noun, it can also occasionally be used as an adjective.
I knew my comic was worth $100, and this Deceder guy said he'd give me 70% of value, but then when we met up in person he claimed it was only worth $80, and tried to pay me $56. Just a huge waste of time.

That guy was such a Deceder, you'd think he was from Austin TX, home of the lowball king, and "Following for Price Drop."
Deceder by JoshUABattle July 27, 2021

Diededed 

When you die so hard you have to write more suffixes to even be able to grasp how hard you died.

The more "ed"s at the end, the harder did the person die.
Boy: Did grandpa die?
Father: No he FUCKING died.

Boy: So he dieded?
Father: No son, he diedededed.
Boy: Damn
Diededed by legrandpapi May 31, 2018
(adj.)

Dead.

Origin: as a funny way of pronouncing deceased.
Easy E is deceded, HIV took him from us.
Deceded by kuyajoey July 7, 2009

Sparta Decedent 

A person who wants to be like a Spartan but has no background or any spartan blood in them. Someone who thinks they are Leonidas from 300
Naming a kid Leonidas. Im a Sparta Decedent

EX: Leonidas is my son
Sparta Decedent by The Kid1230 August 7, 2011

oberdictum-ratio decedendi 

Someone who looks at your lips as you speak, and also spreads particles as they pass you.
Willow! Stop gazing at my lips! You're such a oberdictum-ratio decedendi!

Ahggg! Stop spreading particles! Polluter of space and such! Don't be a oberdictum-ratio decedendi!
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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