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to undeservedly portray someone/thing as a dick due to contempt held towards that someone/thing.
Hey man, don't dictify macklemore just because you wanted good kid m.A.A.d city to win, he is actually a pretty good guy.
dictify by chrislikesfeet April 25, 2022
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Dictified 

An intellectual verbalization delivered in a sarcastic or demeaning tone. Usually followed by "smack-down" or "bam" or "blow."
"Ryan, she just delivered a dictified smack-down in your face!"

-or-

"Liz, that was a dictified blow to your ego."
Dictified by MFrizzell February 10, 2009
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v. To own in an absolute sense; to completely embarrass.
1 My fantasy golf team is going to dirtify this week.

2) If we play Xbox together, I will totally dirtify on you.

3) Did you see the Bruins game last night? Patrice Bergeron totally dirtified on the Canadiens.
dirtify by Randall C. October 31, 2005
(Verb) fucking someone with no reason other than just to fool around
"Johnny cheated and broke up with her only to dickify other girls ."
dickify by janehoe October 30, 2017
the act of making a dick out of something that previously was not a dick
"Julia and Stephanie! Don't dickify the exclamation mark on our dry erase board!" That is not easy macin'!"
dickify by Easy Macer September 14, 2009

Dirtifying 

To make Dirty, to rub dirt on, to cover or encompass with filth, weather being actual or metaphorical.
When John fell into the mud, he was dirtifying himself.
Dirtifying by Lamaar May 18, 2011

de-dirtify 

To take something that is dirty and make it clean.
You need to de-dirtify your laundry.
de-dirtify by FigxNewton May 4, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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