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(Verb) fucking someone with no reason other than just to fool around
"Johnny cheated and broke up with her only to dickify other girls ."
dickify by janehoe October 30, 2017
Words you can keep
the act of making a dick out of something that previously was not a dick
"Julia and Stephanie! Don't dickify the exclamation mark on our dry erase board!" That is not easy macin'!"
dickify by Easy Macer September 14, 2009

de-dickify

The act of muting your TV speakers when Dick Vitale is calling the game you want to enjoy watching.
I turned on the basketball game that I was psyched to watch but saw that Dick Vitale was the announcer. Rather than listen to him try yap and promote Duke throughout the game I pushed mute to de-dickify the speakers.
de-dickify by ECat March 12, 2017
Word used as a substitute for 'twenty' after the original number was stolen by the Kaiser.
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity six miles.
Dickity by DaveGranger April 13, 2010

Dickityfied 

I'm in a dickityfied relationship!
Being on the phone with customer support is Dickityfied!
You are such an Idiot that you Dickityfied everything!
Dickityfied by snakedog4721 May 24, 2022

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties 

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”
a male that likes to stick there dick into a vagina or an anus.
1.Hey thanks for that nice dickafy you gave me.
2.If you bend down Ima DICKAFY you!
Dickafy by pct013 January 1, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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