dickwap

To wrap your dick on a bar of metal

Me and John were dickwaping

by Niabetis May 24, 2018

dickwasher

n: Refers to a person's mouth.

Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.

by Scott Free May 30, 2006

Dickwax

Lipstick, lip gloss, or other lip lubricant used by women to prepare their lips to perform fellatio.

Look at that chick with all that dickwax on her lips.

by PoplarHalls July 26, 2017

Inbred Dickwad

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online

"Inbred dickwad"

by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020

Dickapotamus

The result of being a really huge dick.

Boy1: Man, tell me that club wasnt great, with all them hot girls.
Boy2: Geee, the club had a aracular shape and size.
Boy1: Why you gotta be such a dickapotamus?

by Momo_The_Gawd February 20, 2009

dicksappointed

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.

When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.

by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

DickWarmer

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

by Lordgumby November 20, 2016