Dickapotamus 

The result of being a really huge dick.

Boy1: Man, tell me that club wasnt great, with all them hot girls.
Boy2: Geee, the club had a aracular shape and size.
Boy1: Why you gotta be such a dickapotamus?

Dickapotamus by Momo_The_Gawd February 20, 2009

dickopotamus 

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

dickopotamus by Angel_star March 27, 2010

dorkapotamus 

1. An enormous, socially inept, stupid person
2. A person who embarrasses everyone around them majorly

1. Geez, who is that dorkapotamus over there that just spilled his drink?

2. Did you just fart? You are such a dorkapotamus

dorkapotamus by Amanda Nicole Romanach April 22, 2008

Dankapotamus 

One who oozes or hoards dank, one who creates a large amount of dank

My bro is such a dankapotamus he gets so many girls.

Dankapotamus by Mike0619 October 2, 2009

dickopotamus 

Ruiner of things.

He's such a dickopotamus.

dickopotamus by edgeh72 April 18, 2011

Dickopotomus 

Two fat men fucking a chocholate donut in an orgy

Bro did u participate in that crazy dickopotomus last night?

Nah man, they only were accepting guys over 350

Dickopotomus by Goldfishthesnackthatsmilesback November 12, 2016

dickapotomus 

1. Used in lieu of colossal dick.
2. A person that is a real asshole.

Man that guy that cut me off is a real dickapotomus.

Hey Cody , stop being a dickapotomus.

dickapotomus by Cblantooo April 17, 2017