Dickapotamus

The result of being a really huge dick.

Boy1: Man, tell me that club wasnt great, with all them hot girls.
Boy2: Geee, the club had a aracular shape and size.
Boy1: Why you gotta be such a dickapotamus?

by Momo_The_Gawd February 20, 2009

dickopotamus

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

by Angel_star March 27, 2010

dorkapotamus

1. An enormous, socially inept, stupid person
2. A person who embarrasses everyone around them majorly

1. Geez, who is that dorkapotamus over there that just spilled his drink?

2. Did you just fart? You are such a dorkapotamus

by Amanda Nicole Romanach April 22, 2008

Dankapotamus

One who oozes or hoards dank, one who creates a large amount of dank

My bro is such a dankapotamus he gets so many girls.

by Mike0619 October 2, 2009

dickopotamus

Ruiner of things.

He's such a dickopotamus.

by edgeh72 April 18, 2011

Dickopotomus

Two fat men fucking a chocholate donut in an orgy

Bro did u participate in that crazy dickopotomus last night?

Nah man, they only were accepting guys over 350

by Goldfishthesnackthatsmilesback November 12, 2016

dickapotomus

1. Used in lieu of colossal dick.
2. A person that is a real asshole.

Man that guy that cut me off is a real dickapotomus.

Hey Cody , stop being a dickapotomus.

by Cblantooo April 17, 2017