dickwagon

Someone who is a homosexual to an extreme, where they carry people's dicks around all day.

Oh my god, Jeff is such a fucking dickwagon

dickwagon by Cale Middleton June 29, 2007

Dickwagon

dik-wagun -noun

1. An insult directed to a person used to describe their stupidity.

2. The descriptive terminology to identify a homosexual in a vulgar way.

1. I can't believe John stole his dads car, he's such a dickwagon!

2. He's so gay and likes so much cock in the ass, he might as well be the community dickwagon.

Dickwagon by jamiethompsonca March 17, 2010

Dickwagon

1) Any vehicle being driven by or transporting an asshole.

2) Any vehicle being operated in an irresponsible manner (i.e., road rage, no signals, driving too slow, erratically, etc.).

3) Any vehicle displaying the Union Jack.

4) Any vehicle burning large amounts of oil and generating clouds of smoke.

Jesus! That old black lady nearly got creamed by that dickwagon! I think he tried to hit her on purpose!

I can't see a goddamn thing thanks to that dickwagon! There goes the ozone layer!

Dickwagon by The Ghost of Tas the Knife May 20, 2010

dickwag 

when you shake your dick to remove any waterlogged urine remaining on the tip of your penis after taking a piss/shit.

Ryland - "You almost done taking a piss yet?"
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."

dickwag by bubastis May 2, 2009

dickwavin

The act of showing off an individual's modified vehicle when another modified vehicle is present.

The act of showing off in a vehicle when a modified vehicle is present.

Modified vehicles include but are not limited to:
Lifted trucks modified trucks
modified cars rice burners
motorcycles
atv's, utv's, side by sides, dirtbikes

Examples:
your grandmas Malibu
your moms minivan
your dads f150 on a homemade 3' body lift
etc.

*passed by a pos pickup with a shitty lift*

Driver: "Man you see that guy?"
Passenger: "Yep, #dickwavin'"

dickwavin by OffroadEnthusiast August 8, 2018

Dick Wagon 

Similar to that of a douche bag.

The act of making yourself look stupid, while attempting to look cool. Usage of internet words in a place where such words are looked down upon.

To degrade others to make yourself look cool, often in an audience where people don't know who you are.

Literally, a wagon, but with dicks on it.

"OMG, I am going to switch teams next time, cuz you guys suck, WTF"

"Hey there, Jimbo, don't be such a dick wagon."

Dick Wagon by Irbster2 February 7, 2008

Dickladon

The female name for Dick.

Hey Dickladon hows your day?

Dickladon by King Shadow November 24, 2017