dicktap

Innovative method of keeping the penis erect during oral sex; replaces and/or compliments a handjob. Performed by stroking the urethral sphincter with the index finger. Feels good for "about ten seconds" per Jason. Pioneered by Laura in 2008.

Laura tapped Jason's dick last night.

I love getting my dick tapped.

Jason didn't enjoy his dicktap session as much as he had hoped.

dicktap by TappersDelight July 6, 2008

dicktap

Innovative method of keeping the penis erect during oral sex; replaces and/or compliments a handjob. Performed by stroking the urethral sphincter with the index finger. Feels good for "about ten seconds" per Jason. Pioneered by Laura in 2008.

Laura tapped Jason's dick last night.

I love getting my dick tapped.

Jason didn't enjoy his dicktap session as much as he had hoped.

dicktap by TappersDelight July 5, 2008

DickTarping 

The art of covering a rule breakers automobile in large erect or flaccid penises. DickTarping is a community response to an individual failing to adhere to the simple rule of covering or removing your auto from the burn. It typically consist of one or more drunken burners with paint markers and a well placed sense of participation/immediacy and civic responsibility. Dicktarpers should be rejoiced and admired for there tireless and unsung efforts to keep the community ugly auto free.

"Why are there dicks all over my car" - Unruly participant
"Because you're a dick" - Smiling drunken Dicktarper
"Oh" - Sad participant
"Dicktarping for life" - laughing content drunken Dicktarper

DickTarping by Askewd Jackassery January 6, 2012

Dickapotamus 

The result of being a really huge dick.

Boy1: Man, tell me that club wasnt great, with all them hot girls.
Boy2: Geee, the club had a aracular shape and size.
Boy1: Why you gotta be such a dickapotamus?

Dickapotamus by Momo_The_Gawd February 20, 2009

dicksappointed 

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.

When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.

dicksappointed by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

dicktardation 

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

dicktardation by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010

dicktard 

A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.

Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.

dicktard by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003