dicksappointed 

Disappointment when you finally see a man's dick.

When the British guy dropped his pants, I was dicksappointed to see a pinky-sized dick. I laughed and told him to leave.

dicksappointed by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

dicksappointed 

to be disappointed in the size of a lover's penis.

Susie was dicksappointed by Johnny's member.

dicksappointed by the real cool dude March 29, 2016

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed 

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).

You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed by TAHDAH January 10, 2021

disappointed 

feeling let down by an asshole who never stays true to their words. Sad Upset

She's disappointed because her boyfriend broke up with her rather than introduce her to his family.

disappointed by fataLexO May 7, 2008

disappointed Dusty 

Masturbating. This is in reference to the Dusty Rhodes (former WWE wrestler) ad campaign where he says “Don’t be silly...Don’t play with your Willy “ on behalf of the American Board for Sexual Wellbeing.

“What did you do when your girl cancelled on you?”
“Let’s just say, I disappointed Dusty.”

disappointed Dusty by RonBurgundy2001 January 25, 2018

DISAPPOINTED 

when you wake up for a dream but it takes you a while to realize it was just a dream. Then you get mad.

Wait, where did that picture go. AWW FUCK I'M SO DISAPPOINTED!

DISAPPOINTED by Decent Definitions February 25, 2017

I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed. 

Your father stands in the corner of the room. As you gaze into his eyes you contemplate the strike of the leather you receive for snorting your grandmother's ashes. He waits. He only says the obligatory phrase "I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed." you never speak of the moment again...

Son, I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed.

I'm not mad. Just pretty disappointed. by ShutTheDoorQuick December 7, 2021