A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

DickWarmer by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

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dickwalls

a male homosexual who flops

i knew he was dickwalls because he was gay and flopped.

dickwalls by peeps5150 March 5, 2011

dickwag

when you shake your dick to remove any waterlogged urine remaining on the tip of your penis after taking a piss/shit.

Ryland - "You almost done taking a piss yet?"
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."

dickwag by bubastis May 2, 2009

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Dickwank

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.

Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...

Dickwank by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

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