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When a guy is constantly wanting to have sex and trying to seduce an uninterested person into it.

"Dude, back off. You're totally dicksturbing me right now!"

dicksturb by Mikey Wai June 30, 2009

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Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

Uniform Dickstribution by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

Related Words

dicksturb • dicksturbating • Dicksturbed • Sicksturbate • Dick Turban • Dick Stubig • Dick Turbin • dickstraction • dickster • dickstract

dickstar

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.

"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."

dickstar by drspacebaby May 29, 2015

Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

dickstruck

When all other positive or negative attributes of a man fall to the wayside on account of him having either a big dick or being really good in bed.

"He's kind of a lame but I can't help it, I'm dickstruck."

dickstruck by THAT_GIRL1 October 24, 2011

Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating

Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good

Dickstart by Cap watet June 2, 2021

dickstruction

A rapid/aggresive movment from the penis in one of the many orfices of the human body.

After being locked up in prison, Kevin knew there would be pure dickstruction at the first sign of a hookup.

dickstruction by Andypal September 7, 2010

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026