Dicksturbed 

Having penile disturbances.

Kevin: Damn dude, why do you look so dicksturbed?
Ross: I sprayed a load of fragrance on my dick and now it burns like hell. I want to kill myself. FUCK.

Dicksturbed by madlad1991 November 24, 2024

disturbed brat

A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"

- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."

disturbed brat by O. W. Tongueincheek January 19, 2022

disturbed one 

A fan of the popular metal band Disturbed

We are the Disturbed Ones!

disturbed one by The Disturbed One December 22, 2008

Disturbed Aardvark 

The action of Disturbed Aardvark consists of a man ejaculating in their partners Asshole while the partner is upside down so that a creampie is built up, once the Semen is in place the man must then snort the creampie and then follow up with sneezing the juices on the face of their partner.

Damn that chick just took one hell of a Disturbed Aardvark.

Disturbed Aardvark by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018

Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth 

Also known as "mdpope" Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth is a mixtape series of Gore,Scat Porn, Vomit Clips and other worse stuff.
this mixtape was created by "Thomas Extreme Cinemagore"and this film is considered by many to be one of the hardest to watch mixtapes
There exists a 5 Parts Of This (part 4 doesn't exist due to the creator saying it wasn't good) and each film gets worse and longer

Joe:hey bro what are watching tonight
Dave:we should watch this film called "Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth"
Joe:strange, never heard of it, lets watch it
After Watching
Joe:Dave you should kill you're self you disgusting human being

Most Disturbed Person On Planet Earth by PoopShitter United December 29, 2021

coitally disturbed 

another word for fucked up.

John is coitally disturbed.

coitally disturbed by doodness July 31, 2009

dicksturbating 

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

dicksturbating by D Flawless April 3, 2019