Sicksturbate

Masturbating, usually multiple times a day, while one is ill in hopes the orgasmic stimulation will help oneself feel better and pass the time while on the road to recovery.

When I had the flu last year, every joint in my body ached. But I would sicksturbate ten times a day for two weeks and felt much better.

Sicksturbate by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

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socksterbate

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"

I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!

socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

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Sicksturbate • socksturbate • Siesturbate • socksterbate

socksturbate

masturbating using a sock worn as a condom to contain the cum shot

i don't need a tissue or towel because i socksturbate

socksturbate by murema October 10, 2014

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Siesturbate

When you fall asleep while masturbating.

Jake was having a wank and he fell asleep! He siesturbated!

Siesturbate by Renegadefaith March 22, 2024

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siesturbate

When you fall asleep masturbating

Jake likes to have a nice, long siesturbate in the afternoon.

siesturbate by Renegadefaith March 27, 2024

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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