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Sicksturbate 

Masturbating, usually multiple times a day, while one is ill in hopes the orgasmic stimulation will help oneself feel better and pass the time while on the road to recovery.
When I had the flu last year, every joint in my body ached. But I would sicksturbate ten times a day for two weeks and felt much better.
Sicksturbate by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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socksterbate 

The art of using a sock when masturbating in order to not "make a mess"
I can't wait 'till tonight so I can socksterbate!!
socksterbate by mr. boinkyou October 8, 2008

socksturbate

masturbating using a sock worn as a condom to contain the cum shot
i don't need a tissue or towel because i socksturbate
socksturbate by murema October 10, 2014

Siesturbate 

When you fall asleep while masturbating.
Jake was having a wank and he fell asleep! He siesturbated!
Siesturbate by Renegadefaith March 22, 2024

siesturbate 

Jake likes to have a nice, long siesturbate in the afternoon.
siesturbate by Renegadefaith March 27, 2024
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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