dicksturbating

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

by D Flawless April 3, 2019

diceturbating

The act of simulating male masturbation by holding the forearm perpendicular with the earth, palm upturned, with dice in hand. Often, this gesture is unintentionally performed by an ADHD sufferer while playing games involving dice while trying to hold a conversation.

The DM told him to stop diceturbating and roll initiative.

by yodaleedoo October 3, 2009

disasturbating

Disasturbating: To revel in doom-mongering predictions about the future of mankind. A particular predilection of left-leaning environmentalists who claim we are but 30 years away from living in Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road', without radical change that is diametrically incompatible with how people actually want to live, and that is completely futile at the individual level anyway. There's also a right-wing version that thinks gay marriage and universal healthcare will somehow bring about the end of days.

"Oh my God, Peak Oil! Polar Ice Caps melting! Unchecked population growth! Stockpile canned goods and a shotgun, the apocalypse is coming!"
"FFS, stop disasturbating."

by OnlyMe! November 8, 2013

disturbating

it is to disturb someone sexualy

your really disturbating me

by apples219 June 3, 2019

Disturbating

When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.

Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."

Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.

Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?

Guy 1: What the fuck is that?

by HoschoXoko August 25, 2021