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dicksturbating by D Flawless April 3, 2019
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diceturbating
The act of simulating male masturbation by holding the forearm perpendicular with the earth, palm upturned, with dice in hand. Often, this gesture is unintentionally performed by an ADHD sufferer while playing games involving dice while trying to hold a conversation.
diceturbating by yodaleedoo October 3, 2009
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disasturbating
Disasturbating: To revel in doom-mongering predictions about the future of mankind. A particular predilection of left-leaning environmentalists who claim we are but 30 years away from living in Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road', without radical change that is diametrically incompatible with how people actually want to live, and that is completely futile at the individual level anyway. There's also a right-wing version that thinks gay marriage and universal healthcare will somehow bring about the end of days.
"Oh my God, Peak Oil! Polar Ice Caps melting! Unchecked population growth! Stockpile canned goods and a shotgun, the apocalypse is coming!"
"FFS, stop disasturbating."
"FFS, stop disasturbating."
disasturbating by OnlyMe! November 8, 2013
Disturbating
When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.
Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."
Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."
Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.
Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Disturbating by HoschoXoko August 25, 2021
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