Dicksparity

When you get dick but not on a regular basis.

“ of course I’m in a bad mood, Karen ! I’m suffering from dicksparity”

by Napp23 March 10, 2021

socioeconomic disparity

A way to say you are poor or don't have a lot of money, used in the videogame Ratchet and Clank.

Plumber: The escape transports are takin all the rich folks off this god darn planet!
Ratchet: Why aren't you on one?
Plumber: Socioeconomic disparity.
Ratchet: What?
Clank: He hasn't got enough Bolts.

by TheRatchetandClankfan January 21, 2014

disparity

The difference in one's appearance between their best and worst. Its often used to comment on a girl's looks after she dresses up, puts on make-up etc, versus her in her everyday state. Can also be used to comment on guys, alhough less common

1. Did you see hot how Kate was looking last night, she has so much disparity- shes normally average!
2. Lauren has no disparity, she always looks the same

by Gronk August 6, 2007

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.

1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.

by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.

He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.

by TXJAM June 30, 2017

Dickparty

Any social affair with an overabundant, yet manageable and often times still enjoyable amount of male attendees in relation to female numbers.

Note: A party may be dubbed a Dickparty prior to fully commencing, in which case the Dickratio (see Dickratio) is not relevant to the party's Dickparty status.

Dude 1: Welcome to the dickparty.
Dude 2: Thanks
Dude 3: DICKPARTY!

by TheDaggers March 7, 2008

Arranged Marriage Disparity (AMD)

when you are married by arranged marriage, and then you don't love your spouse yet he/she loves you , but in the middle of this some suitor loves you and forms a bizarre love triangle, then you quickly divorce the spouse and be with the new lover.

she's having AMD and she's getting hit on by that hot new stud across the other side of the world!

by John Shin March 10, 2005