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Dickxterity

skill in performing tasks, especially with the dick. (Like in outsourcing)

You give them the good stuff they give you the good stuff.

synonyms: deftness, adeptness, adroitness, agility, nimbleness, handiness, ability, talent, skill, proficiency, expertise, experience, efficiency, mastery, delicacy, knack, artistry, finesse More
"He got that dickxterity that cures cotton mouth."
Dickxterity by SMUDGE Monkey June 10, 2017
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dicktegrity 

The ability to forego instant sexual gratification for long-term mental and physical health.
"Would you fuck Pam Anderson if she was laying on your couch naked?"

"Fuck no. That woman is a walking venereal disease. I have dicktegrity."
dicktegrity by The PB Smuggler February 23, 2011

dicksterity

1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.
1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.
dicksterity by Killing Kittens August 3, 2005

Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.
He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.
Dicksterity by TXJAM June 30, 2017

dixterity 

The dexterity of a penis. Usually spoken of while soft.
Mike:"A softy is good for nothing except peeing and slappin' hoes."
Joe:"I think a woody is better for slapping."
Mike:"No, not nearly enough dixterity."
dixterity by jester8930 October 6, 2011

Dicksterity

The ability preform complex tasks with one hand whilst masturbating with the other.
Tyler showed great dicksterity while playing his video games and caressing his genitals.
Dicksterity by Cmill August 25, 2014

manual dicksterity 

During the quarantine my manual dicksterity increased noticeably.
manual dicksterity by Nedokonaley95 October 16, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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