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Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.
He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.
Dicksterity by TXJAM June 30, 2017

Dicksterity

The ability preform complex tasks with one hand whilst masturbating with the other.
Tyler showed great dicksterity while playing his video games and caressing his genitals.
Dicksterity by Cmill August 25, 2014

manual dicksterity 

During the quarantine my manual dicksterity increased noticeably.
manual dicksterity by Nedokonaley95 October 16, 2021

dicktegrity 

The ability to forego instant sexual gratification for long-term mental and physical health.
"Would you fuck Pam Anderson if she was laying on your couch naked?"

"Fuck no. That woman is a walking venereal disease. I have dicktegrity."
dicktegrity by The PB Smuggler February 23, 2011

Dickxterity

skill in performing tasks, especially with the dick. (Like in outsourcing)

You give them the good stuff they give you the good stuff.

synonyms: deftness, adeptness, adroitness, agility, nimbleness, handiness, ability, talent, skill, proficiency, expertise, experience, efficiency, mastery, delicacy, knack, artistry, finesse More
"He got that dickxterity that cures cotton mouth."
Dickxterity by SMUDGE Monkey June 10, 2017

Dicksparity

When you get dick but not on a regular basis.
“ of course I’m in a bad mood, Karen ! I’m suffering from dicksparity”
Dicksparity by Napp23 March 10, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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