TheoldBeardman's definitions

Tallahassee Snapper

A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis

Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!

by TheoldBeardman March 1, 2021

Dickwhittery

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020