dickriddle 

when u can't understand why you are not able to get a woody for a super sexy girl. When you find youself eating hotdogs andd you get a boner. When you only watch gay porn and screw women. When you wake up in womens clothes and you needs to shave. When you are a women who wears a strapon all day

He was watching a gayporn eating a girl out who wears a strapon. And he's in a dress neeeding to shaven,girl youwere right its a dickriddle

dickriddle by yourboyfriend22 April 20, 2011

dickfiddling 

Just another way to say masturbating.

Charles: Hey Tom, Sam won't come out of his room. "Sam what are ya dickfiddling in there???

Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.

dickfiddling by shiftyclaybob January 28, 2010

dickride

commonly used in rap battles - if u vote for ur friend even though the other person had the better diss

to sweat a rappers nuts and only talk about him, refusing to think he has any error

man this nigga spit 1 bar and beat me..fuckin dickride votes

this nigga dickrides 50 man thats all he talk about

dickride by Griff July 1, 2004

dickwaddle 

Dickwaddle- Another term used for a wanker, idiot or a really bad slip up.

Bob: Wow did you see how drunk frank was the other night
Tony :Yeah, he's such a dickwaddle.

dickwaddle by JBBoobies December 24, 2016

Dickuddle 

(dik-cudd-le) n; When you and your significant other just had sex or are currently naked and (typically) the female is lying on top of the mans big, hard dick (still) inside of you while cuddling.

Ex: Golly Oh Gee sweetheart, dickuddlez are always such a gosh darn delight right after you and I fuck for hours. I could be inside you all day, every day. Especially if we get to dikuddle after too.

Dickuddle by LazerJazer May 1, 2016

Urban Dickride 

When someone enters a definition of their friend or crush's name to urban dictionary for the sole purpose of flattery or getting into their pants.

There goes John again posting an Urban Dickride about Melissa. He must really want to get in her pants!

Urban Dickride by Jclub888 January 12, 2016

no dickride 

Used just like "no homo". when you are giving somebody props but you don't want to seem like you're obsessed. Prevents the embarrassing "Hop off his/her dick."

I swear you be pullin all the bitties. No dickride though.

no dickride by uAlready November 17, 2010