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when u can't understand why you are not able to get a woody for a super sexy girl. When you find youself eating hotdogs andd you get a boner. When you only watch gay porn and screw women. When you wake up in womens clothes and you needs to shave. When you are a women who wears a strapon all day

He was watching a gayporn eating a girl out who wears a strapon. And he's in a dress neeeding to shaven,girl youwere right its a dickriddle

dickriddle by yourboyfriend22 April 20, 2011

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dickfiddling

Just another way to say masturbating.

Charles: Hey Tom, Sam won't come out of his room. "Sam what are ya dickfiddling in there???

Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.

dickfiddling by shiftyclaybob January 28, 2010

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dickride

commonly used in rap battles - if u vote for ur friend even though the other person had the better diss

to sweat a rappers nuts and only talk about him, refusing to think he has any error

man this nigga spit 1 bar and beat me..fuckin dickride votes

this nigga dickrides 50 man thats all he talk about

dickride by Griff July 1, 2004

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dickwaddle

Dickwaddle- Another term used for a wanker, idiot or a really bad slip up.

Bob: Wow did you see how drunk frank was the other night
Tony :Yeah, he's such a dickwaddle.

dickwaddle by JBBoobies December 24, 2016

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Dickuddle

(dik-cudd-le) n; When you and your significant other just had sex or are currently naked and (typically) the female is lying on top of the mans big, hard dick (still) inside of you while cuddling.

Ex: Golly Oh Gee sweetheart, dickuddlez are always such a gosh darn delight right after you and I fuck for hours. I could be inside you all day, every day. Especially if we get to dikuddle after too.

Dickuddle by LazerJazer May 1, 2016

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Urban Dickride

When someone enters a definition of their friend or crush's name to urban dictionary for the sole purpose of flattery or getting into their pants.

There goes John again posting an Urban Dickride about Melissa. He must really want to get in her pants!

Urban Dickride by Jclub888 January 12, 2016

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no dickride

Used just like "no homo". when you are giving somebody props but you don't want to seem like you're obsessed. Prevents the embarrassing "Hop off his/her dick."

I swear you be pullin all the bitties. No dickride though.

no dickride by uAlready November 17, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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