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Dickwaggle

One who is not keen on being straight or cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton John's."
Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."
Dickwaggle by Sam Hendrickson November 24, 2007

Dickwaffle 

An ex bf that treats you like shit
Man, Ajax was such a Dickwaffle
Dickwaffle by Mikaela Hartt December 13, 2017

Dickuddle 

(dik-cudd-le) n; When you and your significant other just had sex or are currently naked and (typically) the female is lying on top of the mans big, hard dick (still) inside of you while cuddling.
Ex: Golly Oh Gee sweetheart, dickuddlez are always such a gosh darn delight right after you and I fuck for hours. I could be inside you all day, every day. Especially if we get to dikuddle after too.
Dickuddle by LazerJazer May 1, 2016

dickwallet 

what you call an old man that goes online and tells people he is his daughter and sends pics of his daughter
(@zasz) jlott do you know who ron traughber is
(jlott) yeah fuck that dickwallet
dickwallet by rontraughber February 11, 2010

dickaddlessy 

When Zach is being both a dick pussy and taddle
Zach is being a dickaddlessy
dickaddlessy by Antinitus January 31, 2019

Dickwangle 

He dickwangled this morning
Dickwangle by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016