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dickwaddle by JBBoobies December 24, 2016
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Dickuddle
(dik-cudd-le) n; When you and your significant other just had sex or are currently naked and (typically) the female is lying on top of the mans big, hard dick (still) inside of you while cuddling.
Ex: Golly Oh Gee sweetheart, dickuddlez are always such a gosh darn delight right after you and I fuck for hours. I could be inside you all day, every day. Especially if we get to dikuddle after too.
Dickuddle by LazerJazer May 1, 2016
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Dickwaffle
Dickwaffle by Jellyyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2008
Dickhandle
a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.
a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"
Dickhandle by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006
duckwaddle
duckwaddle by BSS hotties June 4, 2009
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