Dickuddle 

(dik-cudd-le) n; When you and your significant other just had sex or are currently naked and (typically) the female is lying on top of the mans big, hard dick (still) inside of you while cuddling.

Ex: Golly Oh Gee sweetheart, dickuddlez are always such a gosh darn delight right after you and I fuck for hours. I could be inside you all day, every day. Especially if we get to dikuddle after too.

Dickuddle by LazerJazer May 1, 2016

dickwaddle 

Dickwaddle- Another term used for a wanker, idiot or a really bad slip up.

Bob: Wow did you see how drunk frank was the other night
Tony :Yeah, he's such a dickwaddle.

dickwaddle by JBBoobies December 24, 2016

dickaddlessy 

When Zach is being both a dick pussy and taddle

Zach is being a dickaddlessy

dickaddlessy by Antinitus January 31, 2019

dickoodle

A dead white mans oddly black dick.

Wow, that dead guy has a dickoodle.

dickoodle by Shabootyeah May 6, 2018

Dickpeddler 

(n.) a male who sells his body to the night.

Bob: "you see that tranny prostitute over there?"
Jim: "yeah. Fuckin dickpeddler."

Dickpeddler by dickfagnigger April 24, 2011

dictoddler 

A child between one and four years of age who rules their household, enslaving the parents and siblings to toil in servitude.

The dictoddler burst through the door and demand to watch Barney and have gummy treats. The father reluctantly changed the channel while the mother scurried to the pantry in search of gummy treats.

dictoddler by Netsrak April 9, 2015

dickriddle 

when u can't understand why you are not able to get a woody for a super sexy girl. When you find youself eating hotdogs andd you get a boner. When you only watch gay porn and screw women. When you wake up in womens clothes and you needs to shave. When you are a women who wears a strapon all day

He was watching a gayporn eating a girl out who wears a strapon. And he's in a dress neeeding to shaven,girl youwere right its a dickriddle

dickriddle by yourboyfriend22 April 20, 2011