dickpoo 

A dickpoo is a person who has sex with girls in the poo. in other words they have sex with their assholes, which results in a pooey dick, therefore dickpoo is the shortened term.

hey man did you dickpoo that chick lastnight?

cluckin oath man WOOO DICKPOO

dickpoo by brendomaddog February 29, 2008

dickpoo 

A dickpoo or dickshit is a poo in the size and length of a dick.

I just shit out a nice dickpoo.

dickpoo by TheOgreWithin December 2, 2018

DickRoot 

Where a man has his underwear right above the dick and the pelvis region is visible.

Coined by Joe Rogan referencing Carrot Top in one of his workout photos.

See that right there where his pants are at the base of his cock? That's dickroot right there.

DickRoot by Erkadurka January 3, 2018

spicy dickpocalypse pinata 

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.

my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

spicy dickpocalypse pinata by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007

Dickphobia 

Someone who is scarred of dick

Daxia gets nervous when she see's a dick, she suffers from dickphobia

Dickphobia by Rigam●rtis January 28, 2019

Dickplomacy

The art of communicating by repeatedly offering to show your genitals

<biggp> grub i hear u wana see my wang? a/s/l?
<Lord_Nettles> grub don't wanna see your wang
<biggp> but I'm a master of Dickplomacy

Dickplomacy by AlmightyGrub February 7, 2010

dickpouch 

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

dickpouch by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008