dicktooth

a person being very stupid,or a person being very selfish only caring about what they want to have or do.

that dicktooth just cut me off,or your a real dicktooth pal!!!!

by MOH MAFIA June 27, 2005

DickRoot

Where a man has his underwear right above the dick and the pelvis region is visible.

Coined by Joe Rogan referencing Carrot Top in one of his workout photos.

See that right there where his pants are at the base of his cock? That's dickroot right there.

by Erkadurka January 3, 2018

A whole dickworth

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.

"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"

by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

Diptooth

A man with an excessively large amount of chewing tobacco lodged between his teeth.

"Diptooth Dan has a really big lip packed"

by Disctooth August 26, 2006

Dickboots

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.

Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.

by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011

dickopthia

Seeing phallic shapes (dicks) in everything

'That tree looks like a penis!'
No dude, it doesn't. You just suffer from dickopthia

by Bojanglewangle June 3, 2019

Dickmouth

One who acts as if he/she has a dick in said person's mouth or one sliding down the esophagus. Acts primarily as an insult.

"hey what's up"
"Ah...I don't know"
"You're such a dickmouth, dude."

by Jean Sickel October 18, 2008