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dickpicgram 

1. (n) a photograph of, more often than not, male genitalia via direct message over social media sites such as Instagram.
DarnellAMG55 just sent me a dickpicgram but I am still at church.
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dickpicgram by MuKangaroo March 29, 2016

dickpilled 

Accepting as a straight man that human penises are a beautiful part of creation, even though you aren't sexually attracted to them.
Sam: "Penises are disgusting!"
Stephen: "Genesis 1:31- And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good."

Jonah: "Bro get dickpilled."

dickincentive 

A thing or person that motivates or encourages one to be a dick.
Weber: I can't play video games when Mike is around because you guys are such assholes to me when he's here.

Me: Well since Mike won't be living with us anymore he'll no longer be a dickincentive.

Weber: Oh yea, now I feel safe to play.
dickincentive by The Object January 24, 2013

Dick-piece 

A small, thoughtless piece of material used to fill in when a layout has come up short, (because of your own personal lack of skill and ethics) with almost any medium.
"We came up four inches short, just cut me a dick-piece so we can puke it in and call it a day."
Dick-piece by DB0380 September 14, 2009

Dickpictation

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noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.
"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."
Dickpictation by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017
The electronic transfer of your genitals to another persons cellular device.
This girl I am talking to is pretty religious, but what the hell... I'm just gonna dickpic her anyways.

Dude, why did you dickpic my grandma?

She kept sending me all these smiley faces, so I took it as a sign to just go ahead and dicpic her.
Dickpic by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012