(n) A 10-15 min song on a jukebox you play next for the extra credit cost not because you want to hear it but because you want the rest of the bar to be punished for having you listen to the latest pop song 3 times in a row. (v) The act of playing the long song at a packed bar and leaving as the song is being played.
If I hear that song one more time I am going to dickpick "In A Gadda Da Vida" and head to the next bar.
by Dr. Deanus R. March 21, 2013
Noun. Meaning scumbag, loser, tool, asshole, etc.

I made it up myself!
That guy only pretended to like you so he could get head? What a dickpick!
by ell March 5, 2005
n. specifically, a man who has ticks on his penis, but can be any man who has questionable or dirty genitals.
Shutup, you fucking dickpicker! Like hell you were with my mother last night.
by jekkle June 22, 2006
A finger, or group of (dickpickers) fingers that crowd and/or invade without permission. Most appropriately used with the term, JACKFUCK...
"Get your dickpickers outta my fridge, JACKFUCK".
by Troy M. August 25, 2003
A U.S. President who is cruel, crude, dishonest, disrespectful, and insensitive, in other words, a total dick.
Here comes another asinine tweet from America's Dickpick, Donald Trump.
by Pav Lago March 22, 2017