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dick piece

In males, the combined parts, penis and balls.
That bitch in the alley way was all up on my dick piece after i gave her 5 dollars.
dick piece by redtfaok September 18, 2003

dick piece

When one is faced with a severely troubled individual,

otherwise known as an idiot, one struggles to find such a

phrase to express ones feelings. These words could liberate

YOU and all of mankind. At last we have the words to express

our true feelings. He (or she) is a "dick piece."
Idiot: "Man, I don't feel too good after eating all

that cake and drinking all that gasoline..."

A Pretty Ok Dude: "You step one foot in this

house man, and the definition of Dick Piece will be up your own ass, stapled to your head."

In Other Words: "You're a dick piece"
dick piece by marktheface April 15, 2010

Piece of Dick 

Dick Talk for "piece of shit". Synonymous in Dick Talk with pizza dick.
I let Dan live in my room for three months and he stole my signed Cal Ripken Jr. cards! That kid is such a piece of dick!
Piece of Dick by pshars July 13, 2006

piece of fucking dildo dick 

What piece, though?
Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick

What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.
"Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick!
I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

dickpiece 

1. Cock or penis, of the male sex organs the penis
2. The same as calling someone a dick.
1. That bitch kicked him in the dickpiece.
2. Come on man...you have my money, don't be a fucking dickpiece.
dickpiece by Anarchyman99 January 9, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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