Dickfice 

dick-fice. n, adj, v, adv, pron: A Naderword used during the onset of road rage. Can be used in most any situation/context, particularly when used in reference to white trash drivers. Not to be confused with "ahhh bitches" or "today on reddit."

"You could've made that yellow!"

"DICKFICE!"

Dickfice by Ommegangnam Style December 25, 2012

dickfaced asshole

Someone who is such a prick that neither the word dickhead or asshole applies.

You slept with my girlfriend you dickfaced asshole?

dickfaced asshole by Mr Faz October 17, 2008

Dickfire 

A fire that is created when two homosexual men rub their erect penises together and the friction ignites a fire on both of their penises--a fire that burns at the temperature of "lust".

Dave and a random gay dude he met in a wayside rest shitter started playing swords in a bathroom stall and accidentaly started a dickfire.

Dickfire by Tanner Hyde December 13, 2018

dickface 

Belfast insult, cleverly combines the two words dick and face to insinuate that someone has a penis on their face.

what you lookin at dickface?

dickface by Frank Curran March 2, 2005

dickface 

What chef Ramsay will call you when you bring a chewed up bit of dog food to the pass and screw up Ben's special.

Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.

Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!

dickface by its raw you donkey! September 8, 2020

dickface faggot 

A boss who wants you to work late or work on the weekend, who may or may not have homosexual tendencies.

My dickface faggot boss wants me to work this Saturday.

dickface faggot by Ricks127 July 15, 2019

dickface champion 

noun. someone who is especially dickish; this person goes out of his way to be the biggest dickface in the neighborhood.

This guy in our building is a dickface champion. Nobody can stand him.

dickface champion by agrus001 May 5, 2009