Definitions by DB0380

Mulch

Free coffee, total trash.

Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.

Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.

James is in the bathroom, his stomach is churning from all the mulch he drank this morning.

Mulch by DB0380 April 21, 2023

Mulch Nap 

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

Mulch Nap by DB0380 April 20, 2023

Puke 

Verb- to hack, to install or build something with total disregard for craftsmanship, pride, personal ethics or integrity. Often associated with speed or lack of proper material.

"The foreman told Tom that if he got it done, he could go home early- so he puked it in and walked out the door."

Puke by DB0380 September 15, 2009

Dick-piece 

A small, thoughtless piece of material used to fill in when a layout has come up short, (because of your own personal lack of skill and ethics) with almost any medium.

"We came up four inches short, just cut me a dick-piece so we can puke it in and call it a day."

Dick-piece by DB0380 September 14, 2009

Gunner

(Pipe-fitter, or)Any pipe trade term for a short piece of pipe, only valuable for leveling or measuring. When used as a finished piece, it represents poor craftsmanship.

"Hand me up that gunner, I need to get a measurement for the riser."

Gunner by DB0380 September 13, 2009

stove-piper 

A person that is a hack at their trade. The handle describes a lack of foresight and poor technique.

(Like the old Mickey Mouse cartoon pot-bellied stove).

"Dude is fast, but he's total stove-piper!"

stove-piper by DB0380 September 12, 2009