Dickpictation

/dik/pik/tāSH(Ə)n/
noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.

"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."

Dickpictation by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017

Dickpectation 

An expectation you have of someone's penis. It could be how large, thick, or how well used the penis is.

Person 1: Yo i met a guy at the club yesterday
Person 2: oh really what's he like?
Person 1: Well he isn't very attractive but I've got high dickpectations of him

Dickpectation by cheese_theorem January 29, 2016

dickapitation 

the action or process of a man penis being removed from the body. No anaesthetic is used in this process. Thus it is painful and only to be wished upon the worst of enemies or spouses.

Dood #1: "Hey what did Jill do when she found out Bob was cheating on her?"
Dood #2: "Oh she gave him a hardcore dickapitation!!"

dickapitation by nelly b July 25, 2007

dickapitation 

similar to the removal of a head, "decapitation", whereas in this case the head being lost is the dick

"Nah, man, she's crazy. Went down on a guy and went all dickapitation on him. He lost five inches and has to pee sitting down now."

dickapitation by _welp_ June 29, 2017

Dickpiction 

When it is depicted creatively (dance, art, fashion etc..) that they know just what to do with dat dick.

Damn!!! Did you see how shawty put it on me in da club? She gave me a solid “dickpiction”. She getting dat work *nods*

Klicious 🤗

Dickpiction by K_Licious April 22, 2021