Dickpire 

One who only sucks dick at night.

Dude 1-"I'm not gay! I only suck dick at night!"
Dude 2-"You are like a gay vampire.. You're such a dickpire bro!"

Dickpire by The one and only Gimpy October 11, 2017

Dickpreaching 

The act of self-praise in an argument after making a statement or retort.

Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.

(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)

An example of dickpreaching:

Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”

His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”

Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”

His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”

The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.

Dickpreaching by The Big OOMF April 20, 2021

Dickpressed 

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickpressed 

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

dickpressed by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpression 

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

dickpression by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

Dickfire 

A fire that is created when two homosexual men rub their erect penises together and the friction ignites a fire on both of their penises--a fire that burns at the temperature of "lust".

Dave and a random gay dude he met in a wayside rest shitter started playing swords in a bathroom stall and accidentaly started a dickfire.

Dickfire by Tanner Hyde December 13, 2018

dicktired 

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.

Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.

dicktired by Dickmythology December 6, 2019