Dude 1-"I'm not gay! I only suck dick at night!"
Dude 2-"You are like a gay vampire.. You're such a dickpire bro!"
Dude 2-"You are like a gay vampire.. You're such a dickpire bro!"
by The one and only Gimpy October 11, 2017
Get the Dickpire mug.The act of self-praise in an argument after making a statement or retort.
Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.
(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)
Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.
(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)
An example of dickpreaching:
Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”
His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”
Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”
His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”
The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.
Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”
His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”
Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”
His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”
The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.
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James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
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Dave and a random gay dude he met in a wayside rest shitter started playing swords in a bathroom stall and accidentaly started a dickfire.
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