dick-mare 

The state of being in a situation in which someone is being a dick and you can;t see any immediate way out of it. Akin to being in a Nightmare.

I was sitting across the table and listening to my brother being a total dick to the waitress. It was a total dick-mare!

dick-mare by Roger Baxter September 14, 2013

Dickmare 

Dickmare, when you drink her beautiful and wake up to someone else after a night out.

Mike goes out partying, he swears his mini was screaming on the way home, when he woke up he slapped himself and her, what a Dickmare.

Dickmare by Zillogee July 30, 2022