dickmive

(Dick-Mive)- Like the number five but with an M. Adjective- meaning a dumbass man, or rather an idiot who acts in a shady matter towards people. Derived from the word dick meaning a guy who acts in an obscene manner towards the opposite sex. And the word mive, meaning a man trying to show off his jive.

Man why are you lying, telling them ladies your a pimp. Your such a dickmive.

dickmive by $Curtman$ July 21, 2009

dickmove

An action by a politician that is absolutely illegal but is done anyway because they know they can get away with it.

What Bill Clinton did on Super Tuesday in Massachusetts was a total. dickmove.

dickmove by NexusSix August 15, 2016

Dickmile 

1) n. An unquantifiable distance that may or may not be equal to the distance of an actual mile in any way but describes a distance that one would have others believe to be great in length.

2) n. A long fucking way.

3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.

4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.

Note:

1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.

2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.

I just walked 47 fucking dickmiles in the pouring rain.

It took 12 dickhours to write this fucking paper.

Pulling a sled across a hundred acre dickfield is hard work.

I just stepped in shit with my brand new dickshoes.

Turn off the dicklight I'm trying to fucking sleep.

Tell your dickdog to stop dickbarking.

Dickmile by jwbaldy November 11, 2010

dickmove

when a person, does something out his own volition to satisfy himself regardless of the consequence to him/herself or anyone else. an act of total dumbassery , that could've been avoided with a little bit of thought.

you open the door to your car then check yourself in the mirror and an oncoming car takes your door along for a ride, this... is a dickmove. it could've been avoided if youchecked yourself first then left the car... dumbass.

dickmove by Liu ver.20 April 14, 2008

Dicklivery

When a woman calls her FWB for some dick

Tim. What did you do last night
Me. I made a dicklivery to Amy's house
Tim. You know shes married right
Me. A dicklivery done right she'll call me back

Dicklivery by Mccf October 10, 2018

dickmite 

a completely annoying person in any form

Quit fuckin around ass, ur being a dickmite.

dickmite by Fake Name January 27, 2005

DICKMOVE

When You FUCk up someones shot in Pool

Move ur ball in front of the cue ball on your oppenents shot, that is a dickmove

DICKMOVE by DJ LAURY July 4, 2007