A fire that is created when two homosexual men rub their erect penises together and the friction ignites a fire on both of their penises--a fire that burns at the temperature of "lust".

Dave and a random gay dude he met in a wayside rest shitter started playing swords in a bathroom stall and accidentaly started a dickfire.

Dickfire by Tanner Hyde December 13, 2018

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dicktardation

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

dicktardation by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010

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dicktard

A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.

Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.

dicktard by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003

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Dicknored

To completely be a dick and ignore someone.

Megan Fox sent me two friend requests and I Dicknored both of them!

Dicknored by Dicky Nord December 30, 2010

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