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Dickgest 

When you digest any type of dick.
Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.
Dickgest by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

dickmestic violence 

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps
my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence
dickmestic violence by m&m5 February 21, 2011

Dickfestival 

1] At any time, when you go to a party and there are no chicks. This becomes an orgy of drunk men known as a dickfestival.

2] Sausage fest; gethering of people who are all male
My friend "J" likes to attend dickfestivals because he is a flaming homosexual.
Dickfestival by BS and MS March 14, 2008

dicklestick 

I took a ride on a dicklestick last night!
dicklestick by LBo979 November 3, 2010

digestif 

(n.) An alcholic beverage consumed after a meal, in theory it is said that a digestif helps in the digestion process.
Cognac is my favorite digestif!
digestif by Chameleon Chief April 5, 2007

dicky dicklesticks 

a person who generally acts like a fucking dick or does something extremely retarded
Tom:(to Ben)" why is the whole school on lockdown"
Ben: Cause Dicky Dicklesticks over there thought it would be hilarious to set off firecrackers in the hall way
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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