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dickfest 

An unfortunate event or party in which the majority of the participants present are only that of the male gender.
The scene: Usually at your boy's party.
"Dawg, this is a mothafuckin' dickfest. Let's jet..."
dickfest by Tate Donavan November 14, 2003

The Dickest

To call something "The Dickest" means that it is the flyest, illest, dopest, hottest thing you have ever seen, heard, felt or known.
"He's THE DICKEST rapper in the game."

Or: "That vintage blue mustang is The Dickest, yo! "
The Dickest by biancasunshine February 8, 2009

dickmestic violence 

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps
my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence
dickmestic violence by m&m5 February 21, 2011

dickgestif 

Sex after a large meal.

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Usage: No large meal is complete without a dickgestif to cap off the night.

Dickfestival 

1 At any time, when you go to a party and there are no chicks. This becomes an orgy of drunk men known as a dickfestival.

2 Sausage fest; gethering of people who are all male
My friend "J" likes to attend dickfestivals because he is a flaming homosexual.
Dickfestival by BS and MS March 14, 2008

Dickrest 

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.
Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.
Dickrest by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008