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Dickgest 

When you digest any type of dick.
Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.
Dickgest by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019
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dickfest 

An unfortunate event or party in which the majority of the participants present are only that of the male gender.
The scene: Usually at your boy's party.
"Dawg, this is a mothafuckin' dickfest. Let's jet..."
dickfest by Tate Donavan November 14, 2003

The Dickest

To call something "The Dickest" means that it is the flyest, illest, dopest, hottest thing you have ever seen, heard, felt or known.
"He's THE DICKEST rapper in the game."

Or: "That vintage blue mustang is The Dickest, yo! "
The Dickest by biancasunshine February 8, 2009

dickmestic violence 

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps
my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence
dickmestic violence by m&m5 February 21, 2011

dickgestif 

Sex after a large meal.

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Usage: No large meal is complete without a dickgestif to cap off the night.
dickgestif by Sexaholicfoodie June 8, 2016

Dickfestival 

1] At any time, when you go to a party and there are no chicks. This becomes an orgy of drunk men known as a dickfestival.

2] Sausage fest; gethering of people who are all male
My friend "J" likes to attend dickfestivals because he is a flaming homosexual.
Dickfestival by BS and MS March 14, 2008

Dickrest 

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.
Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.
Dickrest by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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