digestif
(n.) An alcholic beverage consumed after a meal, in theory it is said that a digestif helps in the digestion process.
digestif by Chameleon Chief April 5, 2007
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transverse digestion
An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022
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auto-fellaciatic digestion
Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.
auto-fellaciatic digestion by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006
digestive pyrotechnics
To vomit profusely with a large amount of noise and sidespray, resembling a large fireworks display...but with half digested food.
digestive pyrotechnics by the Den of Iniquity January 3, 2007
Obligatory Digestive
Ivar wanted to let his friends know that he was drinking and beeing all cool, but lowkey. So he uploaded a picture of a vodka bottle and a package of digestive cookies, and said that the digestive cookies were obligatory, therefore Obligatory Digestive.
Obligatory Digestive by JokerSnoker February 16, 2017
digestive nap
A nap one partakes in after a delightful, filling meal. This type of nap allows the body to prepare for digestion and the following defecation.
Paige, after eating a half-order of cheese fries, nine ounce filet mignon, house salad, and coconut prawns, decides that it is time to drop the Cosbys off at the pool. Before she can execute the drop-off, however, she enjoys a digestive nap to prepare her body.
digestive nap by Alex Beard December 21, 2005
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