dickfarmer

One who farms dick

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

DickWarmer

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dick farmer

Someone who is such a dick that they leave dicks in their wake and are therefore responsible for more than one dick

Man, Jimmy just issued a malpractice lawsuit on me. What a dick farmer.

by sadfasdfasdf August 3, 2007

Dickfarm

A mass collection of the male reproductive organ;Multiple male orgins collected within a small area.

Dickfarm is slang for all male colleges, groups, brothels and/or orgies; I.e. football teams.

by Ares...god of fun.. January 2, 2010

dickfaggery

1. Completely inane and supercilious homosexuality; ridiculously pointless gayness.

2. Wholly douchebaggish and idiotic behavior; combining aspects of both a dick and a contemporary faggot.

1. Jasper could not believe the level of dickfaggery displayed by the group of flamers.

2. Carla deeply resented the prurient dickfaggery of the jeering construction workers.

by D. Ick December 11, 2010

dickframe

The muscles leading to and surrounding the wiener.

Tim: "Oh my gosh, what a wonderfully defined dickframe you have down there Brian."
Brian: "Why thank you!"

by Nasty Nitro April 28, 2011

Dickwarmer

Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.

Shut your dickwarmers and get back to work, fuckheads!

by thekaji October 7, 2008