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dickfaggery

1. Completely inane and supercilious homosexuality; ridiculously pointless gayness.

2. Wholly douchebaggish and idiotic behavior; combining aspects of both a dick and a contemporary faggot.
1. Jasper could not believe the level of dickfaggery displayed by the group of flamers.

2. Carla deeply resented the prurient dickfaggery of the jeering construction workers.
dickfaggery by D. Ick December 11, 2010
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dickjagger 

A word you randomly say out of frustration while playing call of duty black ops, or any other online game such as halo. This word usually means a faggot camper who doesnt know how to play the game right and all he does is crouch in the corner.
That fucking dickjagger!!!! he was camping in the back of the map
dickjagger by Andrew & Matt December 12, 2010

dickbagery 

The act of being a dickbag.
There is dickbagery afoot.
dickbagery by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008

Dickwagger 

Just break it down

Dick= Cock
Wagger= Tail

DICKWAGGER=COCKTAIL
A woman talking to her friends at work says, "Hey guys, it's been a shitty day, how about some dickwaggers after work?"
Dickwagger by elwkcc March 15, 2011

dickfageroni 

When the head of the penis is overly massive, pepperoni pizza size
Wow, I love the dickfageroni!
dickfageroni by Fageronilover123 April 20, 2018

dickbagger 

A Dickbagger is the combination of both a Dickbag and a nigger
When someone exceeds the limits of being both a Dickbag and a nigger.... They fall Into the dickbagger category.
dickbagger by John Snow! November 4, 2022
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