dinkfarmer 

1) some one who is a total dink (dork or geek)

2) An insult that has no comeback for it

1) "hey guys guess what i learned today"
Reply
"go fuk off DINKFARMER!!!!"

2)"u DINKFARMER!!"

dinkfarmer by Brett January 15, 2004

DickWarmer 

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

DickWarmer by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dickfarmer

One who farms dick

dickfarmer by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Dickwarmer 

Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.

Shut your dickwarmers and get back to work, fuckheads!

Dickwarmer by thekaji October 7, 2008

DICKFARTER 

Dickfarter, someone who farts on a mans dick for fun or guilty pleasure

"That woman is a dickfarter, she farted on my dick"

DICKFARTER by SteakSammich January 14, 2021

dankfarter

Someone who farts and assumes everyone thinks it smells good

Damn Billy thinks he's a dankfarter but it smells like shit

dankfarter by Billyz March 26, 2022

dickwarmer 

someone who warms up dicks for a profession.

"hey man what do you do for a living?"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
"fuck you fagget"

dickwarmer by jeffd7765 June 27, 2008