A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.
by Lordgumby November 20, 2016
The act of putting your dick in another’s body without having real sex. She just warms your dick up ;)
Ava was a petite girl with giant tits and an enormous ass. Mr. Bennison was her teacher who Ava liked to fuck a lot. Ava’s POV
On Sunday night, after my parents were out of town, I could do anything. So I’d have some fun with Shelly, we decided to gamble. On the last game we agreed winner could make the other do whatever they wanted on Tuesday, Monday to get ready. Shelly won though “Ava you know what that means ;). I think that you should be… hmmmm ;)” She smirked, I knew that was a bad sign “You have to be someone’s dickwarmer for a day.” “Like that’s a punishment!” It was, cuz Tuesday, was a school day.
Monday night I went home with Mr. Bennison.
I woke up before him thankfully. I got on all fours in front of him, my ass directly in his face. When he finally woke up I seductively whispered “Eat me, I know you want to~” He pushed me to the side “I have more important things to do.” I yelled for him “At least get in me, I can be your dickwarmer~“ He sprinted back shoving himself into me. For the rest of the morning it stayed like that. Until he had to go. He started to pull out, but I kept him insidev“NO! Just stay at home, pwease~” “No I have to get too work” Then I thought, I could go with him, just had to get clothes on. So I ran over to my panties and his underwear and snipped holes into one of each. I then rushed for the pants, cutting holes and sowing two together, now we just had to get in. We climbed inside both happy. We then went to school, it was a great day.
On Sunday night, after my parents were out of town, I could do anything. So I’d have some fun with Shelly, we decided to gamble. On the last game we agreed winner could make the other do whatever they wanted on Tuesday, Monday to get ready. Shelly won though “Ava you know what that means ;). I think that you should be… hmmmm ;)” She smirked, I knew that was a bad sign “You have to be someone’s dickwarmer for a day.” “Like that’s a punishment!” It was, cuz Tuesday, was a school day.
Monday night I went home with Mr. Bennison.
I woke up before him thankfully. I got on all fours in front of him, my ass directly in his face. When he finally woke up I seductively whispered “Eat me, I know you want to~” He pushed me to the side “I have more important things to do.” I yelled for him “At least get in me, I can be your dickwarmer~“ He sprinted back shoving himself into me. For the rest of the morning it stayed like that. Until he had to go. He started to pull out, but I kept him insidev“NO! Just stay at home, pwease~” “No I have to get too work” Then I thought, I could go with him, just had to get clothes on. So I ran over to my panties and his underwear and snipped holes into one of each. I then rushed for the pants, cutting holes and sowing two together, now we just had to get in. We climbed inside both happy. We then went to school, it was a great day.
by TheGreatMarmalade April 6, 2023
The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.
by Nicaddictlol December 7, 2020
Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.
by thekaji August 12, 2008
"hey man what do you do for a living?"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
"fuck you fagget"
"oh, im a dickwarmer."
"wtf? what the hell is that?"
"I warm dicks."
"oh cool, how much does it pay?"
"nothing"
"fuck you fagget"
by jeffd7765 July 11, 2008