dickcome

The amount of dick you get. It’s like income but in the term of dicks.

I won’t post him on my instagram because that would hurt my dickcome

by SaraStier May 7, 2018

dickcone

A dick that comes with a cone. Can come with or without balls. Often used in someones face. Almost always has a personality of its own.

Travis just got dickconed.

by boston brian November 10, 2008

dickometer

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

by angusvox April 26, 2009

dickmometer

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.

Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

dickcombobulated

When ones brain is overwhelmed with the thoughts of dicks.

Every time I speak to Stephen he gets dickcombobulated and can't stop taking about dicks.

by Dsnizzle44 September 20, 2016

Dickhome

Someone you frequently have sex with.

Can't wait to have fun with my Dickhome.

by Jackfree April 2, 2016

dickcover

A woman's vagina. Never anything else.

Damn girl, your dickcover smells like sour milk.

by The White Guy from MN June 16, 2011