Dickhome 

Someone you frequently have sex with.

Can't wait to have fun with my Dickhome.

Dickhome by Jackfree April 2, 2016

Antfarm dickhole 

Antfarm dickhole is a movie that Danny talks about on various episodes of game grumps when they were playing Sonic Boom, it was first mentioned during episode one of that series. The movie is about a guy who puts ants in his dick. It can be used to describe something cheesy or crappy, such as the game, Sonic Boom.

Person 1: God this game is like.. it's like..
Person 2:Antfarm dickhole?

Person 1: yeah!

Antfarm dickhole by Smoshmads126 October 23, 2016

Wipe Your Dickhole 

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.

"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."

Wipe Your Dickhole by L.O.L. Cool J May 25, 2012

dickhole 

a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being

Russ is being such a dickhole right now.

dickhole by kevin t. April 12, 2003

dickometer 

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

dickometer by angusvox April 26, 2009

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

fistfucked in the dickhole by Jan Warren January 23, 2008

dickmometer 

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.

Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.

dickmometer by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014