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Antfarm dickhole 

Antfarm dickhole is a movie that Danny talks about on various episodes of game grumps when they were playing Sonic Boom, it was first mentioned during episode one of that series. The movie is about a guy who puts ants in his dick. It can be used to describe something cheesy or crappy, such as the game, Sonic Boom.
Person 1: God this game is like.. it's like..
Person 2:Antfarm dickhole?

Person 1: yeah!
Antfarm dickhole by Smoshmads126 October 23, 2016

Wipe Your Dickhole 

The act of employing a square of toilet paper to blot the pesky droplets of pee which sometimes remain at the tip of the penis and may dribble into one's pants or undergarments post- urination.
"Dude, since I started rockin' girlfriend jeans I've been freeballingon the reg and I swear, everytime I piss I get pee stains around my crotch."

"Bro, looks you're gonna have to learn to wipe your dickhole."

dickhole 

a very annoying, irrational, rude person...a poor excuse for a human being
Russ is being such a dickhole right now.
dickhole by kevin t. April 12, 2003

dickometer 

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.
"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."
dickometer by angusvox April 26, 2009

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...
"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

dickmometer 

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.
Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
dickmometer by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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