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A room full of dicks... also considered as a liars table..
Would you like to join us at the coffee shop for a dicksome
Dicksome by Bumpitup March 28, 2020

dickometer 

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.
"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."
dickometer by angusvox April 26, 2009

dickmometer 

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.
Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
dickmometer by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

Dicksmear 

An adjective used to describe a person whom acts like a dingus.
Ari acted like a dicksmear during high tea.
Dicksmear by Lrweiss98 July 29, 2014

dicksmen 

A Dicksmen is a sexual pleaser for women, aims to pleasure and is not in it for themselves.
I’m a dicksmen I will take care of you!
dicksmen by Jb2xs October 29, 2021

dicksore 

when you've been doing too much dry-ass fucking/dry ring bleeding. We recommend this method, but you can achieve dicksores in other ways, but dry ass-fucking gives you the best dicksores.
dicksores can appear as massive Elephant Warts, and can also be seen on cunts (cunt sores)
dicksore by Sinjun Sumbulance May 22, 2007
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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