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dickpilled 

Accepting as a straight man that human penises are a beautiful part of creation, even though you aren't sexually attracted to them.
Sam: "Penises are disgusting!"
Stephen: "Genesis 1:31- And God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good."

Jonah: "Bro get dickpilled."

Dickbelief 

1) High self-esteem, whether justified or otherwise, leading one to score with the ladies

2) Cocky sexual attitude; to be certain one is going to get laid

Example:

Friend 1: "Man, I can't believe Joe is talking to that girl. She's way out of his league."

Friend 2: "Yeah, he's in utter dickbelief!"

3) A newly-found faith in a friend previously thought to be a loser; being impressed by a friend's sexual conquests.

Example:

Friend 1: "Wow! Did you hear Joey took those two girls home from the club and had a threesome all night?!"

Friend 2: "Yeah. He's restored my dickbelief in him..."

Friend 1: "I guess I'm a dickbeliever, too! What a lucky bastard!"
1) After three crown and cokes, Nick gained a bit of dickbelief and flirted with the sorority sluts.

2) After Morty scored with that bombshell, I was in dickbelief.

See also: Dickbeliever ; Romeovernight
Dickbelief by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011

Dickbeliever 

1) One who is confident with the other sex

2) One who is impressed by a friend's sexual conquests or prowess

3) A girl who will believe anything a man says
1) "Man, Stanley sure is a dickbeliever! Look at him flirting with the WHOLE cheerleading squad!"

2) "Stanley's recent string of one-night-stands has made a real dickbeliever out of me!"

3) So, even though Sara saw him getting blown by her sister, she is still convinced he's in love with her! What a dickbeliever!
Dickbeliever by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011

Dickballing 

Ashley! Stop dickballing around!”

D. Sherlock.
Dickballing by J C S Newin October 13, 2018

Dickville 

The place where someone goes when they cross the line too far when insulting another. Typically an insult of homosexuality, or directed at ones sister or brother who may be considered attractive.
You just crossed the line...into dickville.


Dickville called...they want their dick back!
Dickville by Derek Scholl April 10, 2009

dickjillion 

69 to the 69th power; slang for "a lot"
I took some aspirin and now my headache is a dickjillion times better!
dickjillion by EBerg July 9, 2017